Thomas Butlock: The Aspiring Thief Who Stole for Fine Clothes

Thomas Butlock, alias Butloge, is a young man driven by what he calls an 'aspiring temper': a restless vanity that propels him from Ireland to London, always chasing the appearance of a gentleman he can never quite afford to be. As Lives of the Most Remarkable Criminals recounts, his story is one of those quiet, devastating true crime episodes where the crime itself takes barely half an hour to commit but a lifetime of yearning to produce.

Raised among broken fortunes and borrowed prospects, Butloge drifts between masters and schemes, always just short of respectability. He is the kind of man the eighteenth century manufactured by the thousands: hungry for status, fragile in means, and dangerously convinced that appearance is everything.

In a city that measures a man by his coat and his coin, Butloge's aspiring temper is about to meet its sharpest test. Lives of the Most Remarkable Criminals tells his story with the plain, unflinching clarity that makes this nearly three hundred year old text still grip the throat; listen now and hear it for yourself.

Thomas Butlock: The Aspiring Thief Who Stole for Fine Clothes

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Dark Lexicon: Old words. Dark meaning.

The past speaks its own dialect; here is what to listen for in this episode.

Vintner: today the word conjures images of boutique winemakers in sun-drenched valleys. In eighteenth century Dublin and London, a vintner was simply the keeper of a tavern or wine house; a place of drink, noise, and often the 'lewd scenes' the text describes corrupting young Butloge's morals.

Broke: when the text says his master 'broke,' it does not mean he fell apart emotionally. To break meant to go bankrupt; to fail in business so completely that a man might flee the country to escape his creditors, exactly as Butloge's master did when he crossed to Chester.

Substantial man's daughter: the word 'substantial' here has nothing to do with size. A substantial man was one of solid financial standing; a man of property and credit. Marrying such a man's daughter was a route back to respectability, a social rescue operation disguised as romance.

Aspiring temper: temper in this era did not simply mean a tendency to anger. It referred to one's essential disposition or character. An 'aspiring temper' meant an ambitious, upward-reaching nature; the kind of restless drive that could lead to greatness or to ruin depending on how it was fed.

Getting into a place: a 'place' was not merely a location but a position; a salaried post, often in government or in the household of someone powerful. The pursuit of a place was the great hustle of Georgian England, and connections at the Law, meaning the Inns of Court, were considered a reliable ladder.

Louis d'ors: French gold coins, each one worth roughly a guinea or slightly more. Finding them in a London drawer alongside English guineas tells you something about the cosmopolitan flow of money through the capital; and about the foreign gentleman Butloge served.

Making a figure: to 'make a figure' meant to cut a striking public appearance; to dress well, carry oneself grandly, and be seen doing so. The phrase carried both admiration and warning. In Butloge's world, making a figure was the performance that preceded the crime.

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About This Series

Lives of the Most Remarkable Criminals is one of the earliest works of true crime writing in the English language, nearly 300 years old, covering murderers, thieves, highwaymen, forgers, coiners and worse.

The book is entirely in the public domain and every word of it can be read today for free. But if you would rather listen, this podcast does exactly that: one criminal at a time, every week, read aloud.

True crime was not invented by podcasts or streaming services. Eighteenth century readers were just as fascinated by outlaws and killers as we are today. They just consumed their dark stories by candlelight.

The voice you hear is David Dark: crime researcher, theatre script writer, producer of live immersive experiences, and audiobook narrator and voice artist. This podcast uses an AI voice model trained on David's own voice, built using the maximum available training data to faithfully represent how he actually sounds. To hear David's real voice in human generated form, visit him on Audible, Online Stage, Voices of Today, Spoken Realms, and Internet Archive.

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1789: The French State Seizes the Wealth of the Catholic Church

Revolutionary France did not just curb the power of the church, it stripped it bare. On this day in 1789, the National Assembly voted to confiscate all church property across the country: land, monasteries, cathedrals, religious artworks and sacred valuables, declaring it all now belonged to the nation.

The seized wealth was converted into assignats, paper currency issued against the value of the stolen assets, to drag the state out of crushing debt and fund the revolution itself. It was an audacious act of theft dressed as reform, one that permanently broke the financial independence of the Catholic Church in France and set the stage for the brutal persecution of clergy that followed in the years ahead.

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1833: 375 Lashes and Still Running: The Convict Hanged at Hobart After One Final Burglary

Thomas Ansell was transported from London for petty larceny, but Van Diemen's Land turned him into one of its most punished prisoners. In barely two years on road gangs he was flogged with 375 lashes for absconding, insolence and neglect, his sentence stretched again and again, and his body became so densely marked with tattoos, a sun, a moon, a mermaid, hearts and darts, that authorities used the ink to identify him on runaway notices circulated as far as London.

None of it stopped him. Ansell fell in with a bushranging gang operating near New Norfolk, breaking into the home of Robert and Mary Hatch and stealing what he could carry. Caught and convicted of burglary, he was hanged in front of the gaol at Hobart on 1 November 1833, aged twenty-four.

Convict flogging punishment scene in Tasmania
Convict flogging punishment scene in Tasmania

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1964: The Star of India Sapphire Vanishes in a Daring New York Museum Heist

Thieves slipped into the Museum of Natural History in New York on this day in 1964 and lifted an extraordinary haul of gems, among them the 565-carat Star of India, the largest sapphire in the world, and the 100-carat DeLong Ruby.

The brazen theft stunned collectors and investigators alike, yet within weeks the culprits were tracked down and most of the stolen jewels, including the Star of India, were recovered.

100-carat DeLong Star Ruby 1911
100-carat DeLong Star Ruby 1911

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